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Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel
A guy walked into the pub and said, ''Can you... |
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"Hey, Nice Tie''
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a... |
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Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat... |
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The Best Pub
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman... |
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Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there... |
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Female Hormones in Beer
Two men were in a pub.
One man said, "Did you... |
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12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and... |
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Mistaken Identity
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees... |
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Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the... |
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Bad Car Day
A police officer pulled over a driver and... |
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Pay the Price
A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd... |
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Fall-Down Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering... |
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Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
What's the difference between a saloon and an... |
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That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in... |
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Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.... |
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Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?... |
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The Queen's Legs
There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub... |
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A Drunk Asks a Priest
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down... |
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The Sailor and the Pirate
A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit... |
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Give Me A Double
So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two... |
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Ha, The Joke's On You
There was this guy who always went out drinking... |
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Stoopit Pickup Lines
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the... |
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Get it Straight
A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver... |
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Five Pigs In a Bar
Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first... |
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How Old is this Drink?
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of... |
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