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Futurama
How does a man plan for the future? He buys TWO... |
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Donkeyboy
Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, ''Hey... |
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Before It Starts
A man comes home from work and sits in his... |
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Hitler Abstains
Q. Why didn't Hitler drink tequila?
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Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
What's the difference between a pregnant woman... |
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You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
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Shoulda Said
This guy walks into a bar with his golden... |
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Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in... |
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Piss Drunk
One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He... |
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Feels Like a Fanny
Two old friends/enemies who love to take the... |
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String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and... |
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Gettin' Drunk
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in... |
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Drunk
Did you hear about the man who got drunk?
It was... |
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Mushroom into Bar
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a... |
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The Local Strip Club
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends... |
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Paying the Price of Marriage
William and Mildred were married twenty-five... |
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A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?
Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the... |
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Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy!
How many Frat boys does it take to change a... |
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Bar... Duckman
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The... |
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Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
How can you tell the difference between Beer... |
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Kiss That Horse's Ass
A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon and kisses... |
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Walking Man, Into Bar He Goes
A guy walks into a bar and says, "I think I've... |
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If You Had What I Have
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender,... |
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an... |
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I Loves You
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have... |
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