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Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing... |
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Sumo Kamikaze
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo... |
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Urethra vs. Garden Hose
Q: What's the difference between a urethra and a... |
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50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out... |
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Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine... |
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Job Application
This is an actual job application someone... |
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God's Speed of Service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to... |
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Popularity Is A Relative Term
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her... |
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Watch and Learn
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and... |
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Branch-Davidians
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?... |
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A Small Journey Through Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to... |
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Tomato Family Outing
Once upon a time there was a family of tomatoes... |
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Jewish Mother
A Jewish mother bought her son two pairs of socks... |
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Knock, knock... Polar
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Polar.... |
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Color Television
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.... |
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No, Officer
A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over... |
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The Cowboy''s Wish
There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his... |
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Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She... |
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White Stuff in Bird Poop
Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is?... |
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Republicans in Heaven
Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?... |
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Sister Anne's Hot Tip
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister... |
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Navy Intelligence
Military Humor...
How do you sink a navy... |
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Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they... |
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher... |
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Stealing From Work
What do you call a prostitute with her hands... |