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Piss Off Winnie the Pooh
How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?
By... |
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Wedding Dress
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do... |
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Kid and Animals
There was this teacher who was teaching young... |
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher... |
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Nursery Crimes
Nursery Crimes:
Georgie Porgie, pudding and... |
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Playing Doctor
A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The... |
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Geometry
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the... |
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They're Busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy... |
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Blonde in the Third Grade
Three third graders were walking down the... |
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No Cavities
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home... |
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Rubbing Her The Right Way
A few months after his parents were divorced,... |
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Shine On You Crazy Fratboy!
How many frat boys does it take to screw in a... |
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Punishment in Heaven
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy... |
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Mommy, Mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a... |
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Poor Boy's Christmas
What does a poor boy get for Christmas?
Your... |
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The Cookies Crumbled
What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of... |
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The Teacher's Gift
It was the last day of school, and all the... |
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No Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didn't... |
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Set Me On Fire
What do you call a doll on fire?
A Barbie-Q! |
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Dirty Honey
A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher,... |
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A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and... |
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private... |
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Chores on the Farm
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning.... |
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The Little Fire Engine
A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was... |
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Cheatin' Johnny
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over... |