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Moleasses
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby... |
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Ice Fishing
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day... |
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A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my... |
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Bravery
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with... |
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Leper Stew
How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a... |
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The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was... |
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Blind Skydivers
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?
It... |
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Doorprize
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club,... |
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OSU
An Ohio State University mortician student... |
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for... |
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Constipated Accountant
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?... |
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Pinocchio and Splinters
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a... |
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It's Not For Him, Stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by... |
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Scratchy Lottery
A couple walked into the supermarket. They... |
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Snack Food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter... |
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Gross, Grosser, Grossest
What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires... |
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Hot Dog
Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and... |
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Wizard of Oz
A man jumps off a building at the same time that... |
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You So Ugly
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of... |
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6.9
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interupted by a period. |
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You Stink So Bad
You stink so bad you make Right Guard turn left,... |
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The Facts of Life
A man walking his son in the park one day came upon... |
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Sex On The Beach
A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a... |
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Dinner on the Road
There were these two bums and they were hungry... |
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I've Got Shingles
How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?... |