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Ex-Lax, Don't Do It
Why are men like laxatives?
Because they... |
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Bed Football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly... |
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Yo mama's so nasty...
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I... |
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The Blue Eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which... |
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Honda
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I... |
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Ghost story for tots
A football player walked into a motel on a rainy... |
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Kleenex
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little... |
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Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat.... |
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Mommy, Mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a... |
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Hiney Bubbles
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.... |
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Butt Question
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left... |
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Gonna Marry
A little redneck boy runs into his house and... |
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Did you hear....?
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of... |
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Emoticons
We all know those cute little computer symbols... |
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Smokin' Dope
Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they... |
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Parakeet Cereal
What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a... |
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Mommy, mommy... circles
What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm... |
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40' Long and Stinky
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?... |
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What a Dump
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his... |
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Rosebud
There was a young woman who lived with her... |
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and... |
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Divine Flatulence
Why did God make farts smelly?
So deaf people... |
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Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an... |
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Sheep Boy
A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes... |
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Sons Devoted to Mom
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and... |
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