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Chicken Chat
Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink,... |
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Rectum
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their... |
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Cow Riddle
A black cow was standing in the middle of the... |
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Dead Dog
A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next to... |
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Cat in the Way
Two church members were going door to door, and... |
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Energizer Bunny
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny... |
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Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.... |
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Yo mama's...Easy
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back... |
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Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent... |
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Frog Crossing
Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It... |
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Winnie the Pooh
Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer:... |
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Rooster Crossing
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because... |
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Bunnies and Carrots
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???... |
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I Like Monkeys
The pet store was selling monkeys for five cents... |
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Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter... |
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Wetreating Wabbits
What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid...Penguin
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State... |
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The Blonde Fox
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got... |
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Blondog
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?... |
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Hi-Steppin' Mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's... |
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What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To show the... |
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Pregnant Tree
How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker! |
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Respecting the First Lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in... |
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Something Men Can't Get...
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because... |
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Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common?
If... |
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