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The Three Ugly Ducklings
One day in a small redneck town in the middle of... |
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Goathead! Goathead!
Two guys were driving down the road when they saw... |
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Porcupine vs Ferrarri
What's the difference between a porcupine and a... |
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Curious George
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do... |
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The Tale Of The Three Holes
This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to... |
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California Gay Whale
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is... |
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Marsupial Mirth
Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?... |
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Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a... |
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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of... |
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Snail & Tortoise
What did the snail say on the tortoise's back?... |
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Pillar Of The Community
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?
A... |
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Kangaroo + Leap Year =
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a... |
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Statue Fantasy
An old wizard was walking through a park when he... |
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I Guess That's Fair
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of... |
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Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide... |
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The Day Owl and The Night Cat
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they... |
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any... |
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Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!
What's black and brown and looks good on a... |
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Cow Bells
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns... |
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Seagull's Final Resting Place
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the... |
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Big Noses
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because... |
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Bar... Duckman
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The... |
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Penguin Delivery Service
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs... |
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Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad... |
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The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
After World War II, an American soldier was... |
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