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Girl, You're So Flat!
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You're So Small...
You're so small you could milk a cow standing up. |
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You're So Ugly... Porkchop
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop... |
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Signs you are a loser
1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than... |
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You So Ugly
You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor... |
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Best Thing About Iowa
What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she called the rehab clinic... |
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you need a recipe to boil... |
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Yo Family Is So Poor...
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain... |
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You're so Dirty... Shower
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose... |
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Your Girlfriend Is So Ugly
Your girlfriend is so ugly, the trashman won't... |
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You're So Ugly...
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Yo' mama so fat, she wears a polka dot dress and... |
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You So Dumb
You so dumb, you go up to a cow and ask for 2%! |
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Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right... |
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You're So Poor
You're so poor you had to fart in your pocket to... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, I had to take two trains to get on... |
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Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a... |
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Gas for Brains
If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to power a... |
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Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a... |
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Yo Mama's House... Dusty
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride... |
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid you threw a quarter and thought... |
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Arkansas Toothbrush
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented... |
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Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid, I said it was chilly outside... |
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