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Policeman
What to not say to the nice policeman.
I can't... |
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A man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to... |
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The Comeback Supremo
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned... |
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Your Armpits Are So Smelly
Your armpits are so smelly they make speedstick... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed... |
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Your House Is So Dirty
Your house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet... |
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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, she uses transport trucks as... |
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you asked the pharmascist how... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain
Yo' mama so fat, when she went swimming, Spain... |
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Yo mama's...So Hairy
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs. |
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Yo mama's so fat... two buses
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as... |
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Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat she has to walk on the street... |
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Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. |
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You're So Fat
You're so fat, you take up three pages of your... |
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Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, her social security number is... |
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Close Enough For Government
3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad... |
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You're So Ugly
You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes... |
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Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she brought toilet paper to a... |
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You're So Poor!!!
You're so poor that when I came to your house and... |
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You mama's so stupid... tripped
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a... |
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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, they used her face to make... |
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