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Yo mama's So Lazy
Yo' mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the... |
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Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)
Yo' daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, when did the splits, she gave the... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a... |
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Yo! Snap!
What's the difference between you and a... |
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Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she... |
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Yo mama's So Fat
Yo' mama so fat, she fell through a black hole and... |
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You're So Dumb
You're so dumb that you crashed into a parked... |
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You so stupid, you tried to...
You so stupid, you tried to tape glue. |
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You're Like...
You're like school in the summertime: no class |
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Slip Into Something More Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something... |
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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and... |
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You're Like A...
You're just like a television -- even an old man... |
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Tight-Assed
You are so tight-assed, you can back into a wall... |
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Yo' Ass So Tight
Yo' ass so tight, you fart and only dogs can hear... |
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Yo're So Ugly
You so ugly, when you were born the doctor... |
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Yo mama's so fat... first word
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink. |
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You're So Ugly
You're so ugly that when you walk into the room,... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw that a movie was Under... |
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Pumpkin
Is that your head or did someone plant a pumpkin... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet... |
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Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can and your... |
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Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she has to eat a large pizza... |
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Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought menopause was a... |
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