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Staring Insult
If someone ever says, “What are you staring... |
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You So Stupid...Fax
You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, God put an I.O.U. on her head! |
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Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Yo Mama is so fat, she got smiles on her kneecaps. |
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Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo' mama so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a... |
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Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor that when I came to your... |
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You Are So Fat
You are so fat, I put a quarter up your butt and you... |
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You So Stupid
You so stupid, you thought 401K was your mom's... |
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you stuck a battery up your... |
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Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
your mom is so ghetto she does wheelies in her 10... |
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You're So Stupid
You're so stupid, you went into the men's... |
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You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk
You might be a redneck if you ever got too drunk to... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free... |
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You Know You're Ghetto
You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids... |
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Baldness
Are you really that bald or is your neck just... |
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Yo Mama... B#$%*
Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up. |
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Instant Cow Attraction!
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang... |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap! |
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Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. |
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Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, it took her an hour to cook... |
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I.Q.
Your IQ is so low, you have to dig for it! |
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You So Stupid
You so stupid, you can't pass a urine test! |
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Your Chest Is So Flat
Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting... |
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Yo Mama's Teeth... So Yellow
Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's... |
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Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get... |