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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to... |
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You Smell
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave... |
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Yo mama's So Poor
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe... |
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Your Breath Is So Bad
Your breath is so stank, when you talk your lips... |
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POV
An Insult:
I'm trying to see things from your... |
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Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal... |
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Parking Meter
You're so dumb yo put a quater in a parking meter... |
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Forget Me Not
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make... |
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First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and... |
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You Are So Poor
You are so poor, you were kicking a coke bottle... |
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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, your father takes her to work... |
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Skunked Again
A fellow always wanted to have a pet skunk, so in... |
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Yo Mama's So Stank
Yo' mama so stank, her teacher gave her an A for... |
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Yo Mama's So Hairy
Yo' mama so hairy, they filmed 'Gorillas in the... |
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Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for... |
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Frank Pete
What did one fat chick say to the other?
Who... |
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Yo Ain't Got No Mama
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set... |
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Yo Mama Laundromat
The only difference between your mama and a... |
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Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama is so fat, that when you tell her to move... |
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Dog Butt
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and... |
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Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor the front door and back... |
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Yo' Mama So Stank
Yo' mama so stank, even the couch gets up when she... |
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Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked that when she... |
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Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it... |