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The Painter & Her Eyesight
There was a world famous painter who, in the... |
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Pigskin Pro
What do you get when you cross a football player... |
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350 Pounder?
What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Broke! |
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The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis |
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Woman Says, Man Hears
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon,... |
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Optimistic Jack
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack.... |
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Goodyear Rubber
Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365... |
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Stumped Doc
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that... |
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Cartwheeling for Cash
One day a little girl came running into her house... |
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No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a... |
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Sex Education
One day a boy came home from school and his mother... |
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On The Job Training
Three couples were married and stayed at the... |
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Pharmacist Phun
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday... |
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Lightbulb...Californians
How many Californians does it take to screw in a... |
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I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of... |
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Hooker's Kids
What do you call a prostitute's children?... |
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Drivers' Ed
You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and... |
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Caution: Condom Crossing
Why'd the condom cross the road?
He got pissed... |
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Two Things In The Air
What two things in the air can make a women... |
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Male Translations
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted,... |
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Grandma's Birthday
What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her... |
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Rabbit Breakout
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find... |
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Scratch Those Thangs
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?... |
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Five Pounds of Fat
How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?... |
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My Blonde Is Broken
How do you break a blonde's nose?
Place a dildo... |
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