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Yo mama so fat, lowrider
yo mama so fat when she sat on a monster truck she... |
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Yo mama!!
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach... |
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yo mama
yo mamas lips are so big she can whisper in her own... |
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yo mama ...... fat
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it |
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Pannies
Your momma is so fat that when she goes to buy... |
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Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?... |
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The Blonde and the Jumper
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a... |
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they... |
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Woman's Brain
How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea?... |
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Piss Off Winnie the Pooh
How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?
By... |
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The Butcher
If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes,... |
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OJ's Airport Limo Service
Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport... |
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Dating a Prostitute
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to... |
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Yo mama's So Old
Yo' mama so old, she was the only dinosaur they... |
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The Painter & Her Eyesight
There was a world famous painter who, in the... |
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Knock Knock... Katmandu
Knock knock
Who's there?
Katmandu... |
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Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to... |
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Backstreet Appearance
Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party?... |
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Wedding Dress
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do... |
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That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in... |
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Frog Crossing Road
Why did the frog cross the road?
It didn't. It... |
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Pee On A Ferrari
One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone... |
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St. Peter and the Blondes
Three blondes died and are up talking to St.... |
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You Smell
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave... |
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Pigskin Pro
What do you get when you cross a football player... |
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